Tuesday, June 14, 2005
place your bets
i reckon i should be a book maker. well at least a gambler. today michael jackson was acquitted of all charges laid against him for sexual molestation. i have been saying since day one "he is innocent." no, i am not one of those neurotic fans, but i am a fan of his music. however, that is beside the point. my point? i predicted he would be found innocent. i predicted schapelle would be found guilty. i was 50/50 on OJ, but so was everyone else. the next big court case that is in the media spot light, call me. i will tell you how it will turn out. i am that good. if i was to bet on it before hand, i would have made some money. however, i am not a gambler, as i stated earlier. i am actually shit house at it. i have gone to the horse track several times, the result would have been more interesting if i had lit a match to my money rather than handing it across the counter for a race stub.
so will michael put out another record? you bet your ass he will (you must be over 18 to bet). will michael go on tour again? same answer.
now a comment on michael jackson personally: he is a weird guy. no doubt about it. but who wouldn't be all fucked up from a life on stage in front of an audience hanging off your every word, dance step and smile. ed sullivan was sucked in, and so were you. then there is the whole skin color debate, well do not ever forget this little jig (we used to recite this when i was in the fourth grade). "i pledge allegiance to the flag, michael jackson is a fag. pepsi cola burned him up, now he's drinking 7-up." i am not sure about his sexual orientation. officially he doesn't go for little boys, he's innocent remember. big ones? he has a few children, and they are going to end up severely troubled adults (another prediction of mine, you could bet the house on). i am not sure what his official beverage of choice is, but i do distinctly recall MJ being scorched by the pyrotechnics while filming a commercial for pepsi-cola. it was around 1984, during the thriller album era. ever since then, he has had the radical change in color, the major plastic surgery, and the gloved hand. all of which i point the finger at pepsi-cola.
so will michael put out another record? you bet your ass he will (you must be over 18 to bet). will michael go on tour again? same answer.
now a comment on michael jackson personally: he is a weird guy. no doubt about it. but who wouldn't be all fucked up from a life on stage in front of an audience hanging off your every word, dance step and smile. ed sullivan was sucked in, and so were you. then there is the whole skin color debate, well do not ever forget this little jig (we used to recite this when i was in the fourth grade). "i pledge allegiance to the flag, michael jackson is a fag. pepsi cola burned him up, now he's drinking 7-up." i am not sure about his sexual orientation. officially he doesn't go for little boys, he's innocent remember. big ones? he has a few children, and they are going to end up severely troubled adults (another prediction of mine, you could bet the house on). i am not sure what his official beverage of choice is, but i do distinctly recall MJ being scorched by the pyrotechnics while filming a commercial for pepsi-cola. it was around 1984, during the thriller album era. ever since then, he has had the radical change in color, the major plastic surgery, and the gloved hand. all of which i point the finger at pepsi-cola.
