The Word B

check out this turkey. this guy was giving a lesson to a bunch of school kids about the dangers of guns. then he accidentally shoots himself in the leg. the video link has it all there. after watching the 2 minutes and 38 seconds of footage, i am dying to ask the question. what kind of moron goes to a school filled with children to teach a lesson on gun safety, with a loaded gun?
at least the show went on...

recently, tourism australia put out this advertisement campaign and commercial that promoted travel to australia. the end of the speech asked, "where the bloody hell are you?" this caused a bit of upset in england, when the poms said the word "bloody" was too offensive. for fucks sake, they were the people who came up with the bloody word in the first place. then there was the canadians, who claimed the word "hell" was unsuitable and out of line. jesus christ canada, grow the fuck up.
however, some genius has put together a spoof ad of the original commercial. check it out. the link is attached in the title. it pretty much covers what australia is- a pot smoking, aboriginal bashing, ethnic cleansing, immigrant incarcerating, facist state, with the most beautiful beaches in the world. so where the bloody hell are you?

too bad no one thought about this 6 years ago. what a great idea! as far as some of the greatest world leaders of all time, bush jr. would never be anywhere close to the list. worst all time leaders- well, he would be close to the top. the blunders and lies that guy spews forth just keep getting worse. let us pause for a moment to reflect upon his hospitality to foreign officials. obviously little george jr. has never read dale carnegie's book, "how to win friends and influence others."
in 30 years, people will look back onto this administration and just shake their heads in disgust. then they will puke.

this is now 5 weeks old, so i am sure that frijole (the name we have given the little critter) is now twice the size. but i am pleased to present you with my favorite and only photo of frijole. so this time, if all goes according to plan, there will be a little baby in our lives and the family of 2 will increase 50% and become a family of 3. i am terribly excited. we do not want to "find out" what we are going to have. people have asked us why not? my personal opinion, is that i would rather meet the little person face to face and not allow technology to intervene. i know we had this first ultra sound done, but it is for very relevant reasons considering my own health history. but i am enjoying the suspense and speculation. knowing the sex of the child seems to take a lot of the fun out of the game. either way, i am going to love the person. girl or boy, i don't care. i only want a healthy child.
holy shit. i am going to be a father! which conjures up all these crazy thoughts and some anxieties. this is brand new territory for me. although i am sure that i will be fine. after all, there are some very unintelligent people in the world that have produced full grown mental midgets of their own.

what exactly do these guys know? which brings to question, do they know fuck all about anything at all? john howard, mark vaile, al down(syndrom)er.
these people knowingly paid bribes to saddam hussein. they knowingly covered up their tracks. they went to war in iraq under false pretenses. they committed treason! they should be put in prison. if it were you and me, we would be in prison, in a nice hard cell in guantanamo bay. how is it they are allowed to still be walking free?

at first i was not interested at all. the second time it was mentioned to me, i was reminded of the first time. the third time, i figured there must be something in it, but i still didn't tune in. the fourth time, i checked it out. the verdict- mildly amusing and totally addictive. i only wish it were true. the leader of the so called "free world." (when you get stuck, just move the cursor)

in about ten minutes i must fly out of the house and head back to high school. today is the first day of my prac teaching component in order to get this diploma in education i have been working on for the past year snd a half. nervous? a little. i am having those same stomach cramps i used to get the night before and morning of my first day back to school, when i was a young boy. what have i got to fear? i have already passed highschool. now i am going to be teaching in a highschool. i guess i will do like all the other teachers i ever had did- fake it.
i have to go. don't want to be tardy on my first day!
class dismissed.

holy fuck. you must tune into this link about the guy who had willingly ingested more than 40,000 ecstasy pills over seven years. he beat the previously held record by 38,000!
doctors say he has some serious short term memory loss. perhaps his days went something like this: "oh here is that pill i was going to take." pop. "oh what happened to that pill i was going to take? i'll just take this one." pop. "oh look! a pill. i might have one today." pop.

finally. tom de lay is leaving washington d.c. or so he says he will resign on tuesday. it is none too soon in my opinion. perhaps he can help to inspire the other foolios on capital hill and the morons living across the lawn on pennsylvania avenue- the dick n' bush team. which reminds me, only a few days ago people were holding vigils and protests marking the third year since the invasion of iraq. this means that in a few weeks little george bush jr. will be holding his own little party celebrating the third anniversary to the end of the iraq war (not).
however, if you live in iraq, you must be scratching your head in wonder, as the bombs keep going off all over the place. how many people are dead? how many more are there to die?