The Word B

this goes out to the person who called our house at 3:20am. you truly are a fucking genius, aren't you? we did not answer your call. the only thing you managed to do was to wake me up, then i went back to sleep. you knew this to be the case before you even dialed the number. so what compelled you to dial it in the first place? besides you didn't even have the spine to leave a message on the machine when that picked up, and we didn't. if it was an emergency, fine. start talking on the machine and i will deal with it. otherwise, wait until it is a sane hour and conduct your business from there.
ps- also leave your return number so that i can in the future call you at such an irresponsible time, preferably when i am drunk.