The Word B

once again out of america, the president and his merry men make headlines. this is hot off the press, and i don't think you could make this sort of shit up even if you tried. dick chinny, vice president of the united states of america, has just shot his lawyer. i kid you not. they were out quail hunting, (dan you pissed them off something fierce this time) when dick turned to shoot, and shot his lawyer up with shot gun pellets. i can picture the jokes warming up now- dick shoots wad off in lawyers face. dick, you dick. i question whether or not it was an accident? with this administration we will never know the truth. i figure we will have to wait about 35 years for the FBI files to be released.
so why shoot your lawyer, dick? were you trying to cover up another juicy story? did you share some secrets you would rather regret having never told? why would you even go shooting anyone, dick? did your boss make you do it? did the devil inside make you do it? or was it your guilty halli-burton conscience finally rising to the top? oh dick, you're such a dick.